Re: Discussion

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:01 am

Well so far we have the Swarm and the Artists having fun times together. With the Swarm seeming to be in the mood of "We're sorry, all units are busy now. Please try your request again later. We value your devourability and wish to eat your people at a later point."

Meanwhile in the other fun times of alien species. We have three species and empires beating a fourth group of the same species of one the empires. Pirates. While at the same time each being wary and hesitant of each other being ready to strike the other two. Great times.

What fun and peaceful things did I miss? tongue

by The Clans Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:05 am

Just the resident human oddball captain playing ironic music during a battle, a military officer reining in an overly excitable and defensive rogue scientist, and Captain Jingo hydra.

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:19 am

Theclans wrote:Captain Jingo hydra

We don't want to fight but by jingo if we do...

We've got the ships, we've got the men, and got the money too!

Just such a good quotes. Captain Jingo Hydra indeed. I love that so much and want so badly for it to be actually attributed to him, or at least the Xengari. Thinking about it Offizier Necro's Herald, he might be able to call the Xengari that. So good, I am going to write that down somewhere.

by **Zuko Darkborn** Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:41 am

Meanwhile, none is expecting what will soon happen - the artists eating the swarms.

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:42 am

Zuko Darkborn wrote:Meanwhile, none is expecting what will soon happen - the artists eating the swarms.

by Offizier Necro Thu Jun 30, 2016 2:57 am

Joe Joerson wrote:
Theclans wrote:Captain Jingo hydra

We don't want to fight but by jingo if we do...

We've got the ships, we've got the men, and got the money too!

Just such a good quotes. Captain Jingo Hydra indeed. I love that so much and want so badly for it to be actually attributed to him, or at least the Xengari. Thinking about it Offizier Necro's Herald, he might be able to call the Xengari that. So good, I am going to write that down somewhere.

This is entirely in character for the Herald. He gives absolutely everyone diminutive nicknames that he replaces two seconds later, so "Captain Jingo Hydra" is definitely in character. It'd have to wait for him to actually know he's jingoistic, though, and it'd have to be at around the same time as the body reveal. Otherwise, he'd say "Hail Hydra" at the initial appearance and then "Jingo Fett" at the personality introduction.

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 5:22 pm

Offizier Necro wrote:This is entirely in character for the Herald. He gives absolutely everyone diminutive nicknames that he replaces two seconds later, so "Captain Jingo Hydra" is definitely in character. It'd have to wait for him to actually know he's jingoistic, though, and it'd have to be at around the same time as the body reveal. Otherwise, he'd say "Hail Hydra" at the initial appearance and then "Jingo Fett" at the personality introduction.

I will try to make this happen. Perhaps personality then appearance in the same transmission or such.

by Offizier Necro Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:52 pm

Joe Joerson wrote:
Offizier Necro wrote:This is entirely in character for the Herald. He gives absolutely everyone diminutive nicknames that he replaces two seconds later, so "Captain Jingo Hydra" is definitely in character. It'd have to wait for him to actually know he's jingoistic, though, and it'd have to be at around the same time as the body reveal. Otherwise, he'd say "Hail Hydra" at the initial appearance and then "Jingo Fett" at the personality introduction.
I will try to make this happen. Perhaps personality then appearance in the same transmission or such.

That works. All systems are go, Captain Jingo Hydra tongue

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:42 pm

Offizier Necro wrote:That works. All systems are go, Captain Jingo Hydra

I feel that after he receives that nickname he needs to be promoted to admiral and lead an Imperialist war against someone. Admiral-Viscount Akrot "Jingo Hydra", of Cadellia. I think that sounds good...

by Offizier Necro Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:47 pm

Joe Joerson wrote:
Offizier Necro wrote:That works. All systems are go, Captain Jingo Hydra

I feel that after he receives that nickname he needs to be promoted to admiral and lead an Imperialist war against someone. Admiral-Viscount Akrot "Jingo Hydra", of Cadellia. I think that sounds good...

"Back in 6209, the great Freeman-Xengari War began. It was started by the Herald calling a Xengari captain funny names."

by **Joe Joerson** Thu Jun 30, 2016 10:40 pm

So apparently if you don't come to the swarm, the swarm comes to you.

The Herald shouldn't have sent that initial song, it brought too much of the spirit of Soviet Russia to them.

Memes:

by Vagrant Hero Fri Jul 01, 2016 12:50 am

Someone needs to teach the Swarm about friendship and love.

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:14 am

Vagrant Hero wrote:Someone needs to teach the Swarm about friendship and love.

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How about we replace the "friendship and love" with "obedience to the Overlord"?

by Offizier Necro Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:12 am

Joe Joerson wrote:How about we replace the "friendship and love" with "obedience to the Overlord"?

How about we replace the "obedience to the Overlord" with "VIVA LA RÉVOLUTION"? Razz

by Caspoi Fri Jul 01, 2016 6:54 am

Why is everyone so unenthusiastic at meeting my cuddly little swarmlings?

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:21 am

Caspoi wrote:Why is everyone so unenthusiastic at meeting my cuddly little swarmlings?

Yeah and I bet they know the true meaning of friends.

True meaning of friends:

by Caspoi Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:24 am

But bananas are dead from before that. Also peeeling their skin seems a bit unnecessary.

By the way it is my birthday today.

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:41 am

Caspoi wrote:But bananas are dead from before that. Also peeeling their skin seems a bit unnecessary.

By the way it is my birthday today.

I mean hopefully the "friends" are dead from before that too...

And Happy Birthday!

Warning: Incoming Memes:

That last one is just because I like sloths really.

You should too.

Seriously sloths are cool.

Not lame at all.

As not a sloth in disguise.

Just know that. Sloths are cool and you do not have an admin-sloth. Though admittedly an admin sloth sounds pretty cool, I mean they would take forever to change things or respond to feedback but Admin-Sloth.

Anyway where was I? Oh right Happy Birthday! You have successfully not died for another year! Go celebrate with high sugar products and other unwise consuming. It only reduces your likely lifespan, which is actually a pretty big downer.

Um.

Sloths are cool. I am not a sloth. Happy Birthday!

Okay I am done now, I think I have rambled enough to appease my sloth overlords.

by **Zuko Darkborn** Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:00 am

Happy Birthday, I guess you want to celebrate in the normal Eogon way? Then I'm sorry, for I haven't created any piece of art today, so I guess this is my social death?

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 9:07 am

Zuko Darkborn wrote:Happy Birthday, I guess you want to celebrate in the normal Eogon way? Then I'm sorry, for I haven't created any piece of art today, so I guess this is my social death?

Unless the normal Eogon way is to be devoured by Swarmlings I have no idea what that could be. Though if that was or became the normal Eogon way to celebrate Birthdays it puts a much brighter light to the Eogon who got devoured. Surprise Party!

by Caspoi Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:06 am

You should create the sloth-empire where people are extremely slothful and do very little.

And does social death mean that one is eaten? Mayby the Eogon was devoured as a punishment for not having properly celebrated another's birthday.

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:36 am

Caspoi wrote:You should create the sloth-empire where people are extremely slothful and do very little.

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by Vagrant Hero Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:08 am

My god... he's done it.

by **Zuko Darkborn** Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:35 pm

Game over.

by The Clans Fri Jul 01, 2016 3:22 pm

Happy birthday! Enjoy diabetes. Also, what's this about a Zootopia DMV empire?

by Offizier Necro Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:26 pm

Sloth City, Bitch. Sloth Sloth City, Bitch:

by **Zuko Darkborn** Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:32 pm

The sloths shall know everything that happens in our great empires.

by Caspoi Fri Jul 01, 2016 4:40 pm

And yet do nothing about it.

by The Clans Fri Jul 01, 2016 7:58 pm

Damn dirty hydras. Their militancy is false! When soldiers salute, you salute them back! I bet they don't even allow the besieged to surrender with their arms, or to wait their turn on the firing line.

by **Joe Joerson** Fri Jul 01, 2016 11:26 pm

Theclans wrote:Damn dirty hydras. Their militancy is false! When soldiers salute, you salute them back! I bet they don't even allow the besieged to surrender with their arms, or to wait their turn on the firing line.

Admittedly they wouldn't recognize that as a salute, nor would they be very much inclined to accept aliens as soldiers of any comparison to themselves, assuming of course that they accepted the Yuxun as soldiers and not just a rival band of pirates to the other Yuxun group.

EDIT: As well they would only likely conform to alien expectations of treatment if it necessary.

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